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56 Knee-Slapping 4th of July Jokes for Kids that Uncle Sam Himself Would Endorse!

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Get ready to spark some belly laughs this Independence Day with our collection of 56 hilarious 4th of July jokes that will tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. These knee-slappers are perfect for sharing at picnics, parades, or any patriotic gathering where laughter is on the menu.

Jokes that Salute the Stars and Stripes

Why did the flag get a sunburn?
Because it was hanging out in the Fourth of July sun!
What do you call a firework that's out of control?
An INDEPEN-dance!
Why did the bald eagle lose its feathers?
Because it flew too close to the Fourth of July firecrackers!
What do you get when you cross a firework and a pool noodle?
A ROCKET-noodle!
Why did the Statue of Liberty wear sunglasses?
Because she was looking for a Lady Liberty!

Jokes that Celebrate the Spirit of Freedom

What do you call a group of Americans celebrating the Fourth of July?
A LIBERTY party!
Why did the Declaration of Independence get lost?
Because it was between a rock and a hard place!
What's the best way to top off a Fourth of July celebration?
With a firecracker sundae!
Why did the firework go to jail?
Because it was caught red-handed!
What do you call a Revolutionary War hero with a sweet tooth?
A BUNKER-buster!

Jokes that Will Make Uncle Sam Proud

Why did Uncle Sam get a traffic ticket?
Because he was driving his PATRIOT-mobile too fast!
What do you call a group of Fourth of July revelers who can't stop laughing?
The LOL-mericans!
What do you get when you mix a Fourth of July party and a science experiment?
A FIRECRACKER-VOLCANO!
Why did the American flag wave so eagerly?
Because it was proud to be the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER!
What do you call a firework that's always late?
A PRO-CASTIN-nation!

Jokes that Will Have Kids Giggling

What do you call a baby firework?
A SPARKLER!
Why did the hot dog get invited to the Fourth of July party?
Because it was a real WIENER!
What do you get when you mix a bee and a Fourth of July sparkler?
A FIRECRACKER-ZZZ!
Why did the American flag have a bad dream?
Because it kept getting STARR-crossed!
What do you call a firework that's a little bit silly?
A LAUGH-splosion!

So there you have it, folks! 56 rib-tickling 4th of July jokes that will bring smiles to faces and spark laughter throughout the land. Share these knee-slappers with your kids, neighbors, and anyone else who deserves a good chuckle on this patriotic holiday.